On this beautiful Saturday, I’m chaperoning a student conference.
On the bus, I shared the following points to the students about the ending party, which is a major draw:
-the party is over at 11pm; I will be on the bus heading back to campus at 11:10pm. If you are not on the bus, oh well; find a way home.
-make sure you get that number(s) before 11pm because I will be the one to embarrass you by interrupting your/his/her game. Please believe!
One student laughed
-I’m not joking. Trust. I’m not the one.